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Notice to all - Oil Spill, DaReport, WatMadeMyDay, WatILearned, WatUMissed

Sep 10, 2009
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Oil Spill

If you like Diesel, cum on down! da slick was all over k-land and spreading to da park. Stay home or surf somewhere else, NO JOKE

Stink water

Da report

got down a little late, everybody but NewJ and Papaya was out in da oily dark, was not bad but, stink. Once da sun came out you could see da slick. It was glassy, I wundah Y. Wuz so bad dat I had to botcha my SV from tip to tail, both sides, quads too and even lather up my shaft :o

It was so bad that I had to change out my fake eyeballs, my eyes was stinging, It was either from da diesel or from watching Jiggles do a yoga stretch by the shower :o

Wat made my day

Russoh is SUPhuman after all, Kumu and I witnessed russ getting licked and over da falls when he missed judged a set wave. He is like a kitty, he hates to get wet.

Wat I learned today

I learned that beside Primo, my SV runs on Diesel too

SUPrimo

Wat U missed

Diesel spill

All kine stuff floating around

HiTide

SUPAuntie snuck out from da Park

Even if you blow your top off at me, you still cant get into da Hood, Sorry U have to Register!

Sep 9, 2009
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She's Pissed at Me

Do you see what I have to put up with? All she had to do to join da hood is register ;-)

Join Da Hood, I did!

Sep 1, 2009
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Wat are U waiting for? Cum see Wats in da Neighborhood Nelson

Join da Neighborhood, so you can see what's behind my door

Sep 1, 2009
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Captain of Neighborhood Watch

Come on, I am waiting ;-)

Can U handle da Power of da Blog?

8/31/09- NoticeToAllPeekers, Y, CreativeMinds, DaReport, WatIDid, WatUMissed, GreekFest

Aug 31, 2009
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Notice to all Peekers of da Blog

Today 8/31/09 is da last day this Blog will be viewable to Everyone, starting 9/1, It will be only viewable by either those in my Hood or Friends and Family. It will probably be Hood because my family dont give a Sh!t and I dont have any friends anymore. So, if you want to experience da power of Da Blog, You better get with it!, Join da Hood

I realize that Da Power of da Blog is Strong, too strong for some people and either they are offended of what is posted or I have been finding that they are acting differently, not normal for fear what will be written about them and I dont want that to influence how people act around me. And true, it was open to everyone to read but, now, it will be semi-private so, that little boy in Zambia who learned how to use the computer this summer, if you want to read da Blog, you have to sign up for a account. You too kado, no more freebies

Creative Minds

I got this as a present from my bettah half

ReSession

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Clever huh?

Da Report

This is da last free report you will get from me so, enjoy it

real small, had to force myself to go out

Wat I did

Did SO, caught 2 fell in. followed kumu to da park, stopped by one of da Holes, caught another, real shallow over there. Stopped by to play tennis, caught half a wave, talked to the crew and headed back, took a few more at SO and headed for da shower

Wat U missed

Thought I scored a KayaK, but it was cracked

TuTu did SUP

Tommy and his friend was out of short fat SUB's,

Nels beat me to the shower and used all the hot water

NewJ came in early

das about it

Geek Fest

This was from Saturday at the Greek Fest, as we were standing on the side, with our plate and drinks on the hedges, I notice this boy across from us, he was on his phone, texting, when we returned to the same spot with the 2nd round of food/drinks, he was still there, It was getting dark and I had to use my flash, He probably was twittering, Dat is da Next Generation Yikes!

Sunday

Aug 30, 2009
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Da Report

Was suppah small, conditions was good and getting worse. A good light crowd for da 1st hour, Thomas tom and I on SUP's, had dis other guy who beat me out on his SUP, he tried to make small SUP talk but I wasnt in a chit chatty kine of mood this morning so I told him to go to ML, they like to talk story, ask for Paul. You are welcome paul, I know you will read this. We also had Mel Cabang on his Longboard, aka. Bob, ska (sometimes known as) ziggy

I did my hour, for some reason I was sore as hell and tired as hell too, must be da Ouzo. Anyway I went in and was expecting Jonny to show up with his majik cooler and a box on Matai siu. I waited and waited, even took a nap but all I ended up with was a ear full of Downwind stories.

Jonny Wea were U?

What U missed

Nelson brought his SUB and Paddle

He actually took it out in da surf after he practiced going up and down da wall

BigDawg was stroking Thomas Wat? :0 He borrowed da SUB/paddle for an hour

Lisa brought visitors

Cristoe brought a SUB too

Not a drop of beer was consumed when I was there

I came home too late to go to church with my wife, so I had to wash my dogs by myself, I gave them a hair cut and a pedicure too. I even brushed their teeth and cleaned their ears, Dam spoiled dogs

okay, nuff already, I going walk my dogs now

Aloha

Woof Woof and Ruff, Ruff

Sat - SUP, Klean yard, Greek to Me

Aug 30, 2009
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Da Report

Since Lay Lay already did da Roll Call and report, I wont repeat it.

da real report

Greek Festival

Opah! Not da fish but as NJ put it, das da Greek Bonzai

Greek Fest

$3 to get in and of course, 1st things 1st, I need a cold one

My 1st luv

Beer of Choice, Greek of course, not bad, kind of light

Hillas

Beer went down fast, it was only 11.2 oz das Y, no more 12 oz

Wines

My wife had a white wine, greek kine of course

Then we hit da Food, lines were long and getting longer

Meat, where is da meat?

Cow and Pig on Pita

Kabobs and a warm pita, was ono, beef was better

Salad and Leaves

This was Round 2, beer and Ouzo on da rocks and greek salad and pasta salad with stuffed grape leaves and pita bread, this was ono too.

Da Ouzo is a alcohol drink that taste like licorice, not bad, I like licorice

Music and Dance

It wasnt only food and drink, there was music and dancing too

Remember this? Where's Waldo?

Waldo

Da Salad was good but, I want to know what kind of greeks are these?

Greek or Chinese

Salad

Look like Patty's Chinese Kitchen

Head

I wanted to show you a greek head :p

Dessert and Coffee

Dessert

How to make Greek coffee

Now it was Dessert time, Greek of course, coffee too, Greek kine too

This is how the made da Greek Coffee, we used to call this Cowboy Coffee

Coffee

Da Coffee menu

Over all it was fun, good to try different things, was crowded too, and everything was greek to me, good thing had beer, wine and ouzo :)

Opa!

8/28/09 Friday-Roll Call, Da Report

Aug 28, 2009
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Parking lot Roll Call @ 5:30am

Fake Bonga - in da water

Thomas - here

New J - here

Koomoo - there

X-Mr.Goodyear - here

Me - here

Nelson - here

Choboo - here

Kaip - here (called in sick from da parking lot)

Everybody else - Absent

Waves - Absent

Cristoe - Sore Ass

Nat - Sleeping

Jonny - playing with his bumboocha :o

Da Report SO

Epic conditions, less than epic waves, no wind so, wind swell was very small and inconsistant. It actually got crowded, a few aliens and Nelsons friend Sponge Bob. tide was on the rise and killing anything that resembled a wave.

ML looked like the spot to be at today, a steady 1-3, a small crowd, a Perfect place to practice surfing on your SUB

Tell all to come to ML, no forget checkin with da Sherriff

Stay home this weekend

8/27/09 Thursday-Blah, blah, blah

Aug 27, 2009
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What I did

Did ML and SO, ML was better,

Da Report

Not a real swell, more like wind swell, not worth calling in sick for

I am too tired to blog, I left my creative blogging cap at home today

My Advice

Go to ML, check in with da sherriff, everybody get 5 free waves

Best waves were at da point and ML, SO and Rens is not getting it

8/26/09 Wed-EarlyReport, DaReport, RollCall, WatUmissed, Highlite of da day

Aug 26, 2009
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da Early Report

It was Dark, stay home, save your gas

for sum reason this morn, NJ was all jacked up, probably from a NRG high from his morning dose of liquid NRG and Nels was all Jacked up too, I dont know from what but, he did offer me a greenie :o and of course I didnt take it, I do have standards you know. anyway we had sum good guy talk and was laughing so lau'd that we woke up da homeless guy sleeping on da bench. I cant tell you wat was said but I may give you a hint later. Anyway, Nels was da eager beaver to get in da water, only had Fake Bonga out, NJ and i waited for light.

Here is da hint

Bag

Roll Call @ ML

thursday Vernon-1st one out even though it was Wednesday

Cary-2nd one out

Me-1st SUPr out

Paul-last one out but, he cut to the front of da line, Bully!

and a few other

Roll Call @ SO

Fake Bonga-1st one out, probably to play with his Uli

Nels-2nd one out, to watch the 1st one play with his Uli

either Koomoo or NJ-I will call it a tie

Rubbah Duckieman-irritating as ever

TooToo-kept to da inside

Wounded Knee-on his SUP

Lisa-blind as ever

Lay Lay-tardy, dreaming about Malika

Cristoe-had sore ass

Da Report

had a stiff east blowing early, winds calmed down, waves picked up a little. I spilt my time between ML and SO, I know Da Sherriff misses me if I dont snatch a few set waves from them @ ML and did SO because? Just because!

Wat U Missed

Again, out of the norm, Nels was 1st to leave, well not counting Fake Bonga

Lisa is on Vacation

Cristoe get sore ass

koomoo and I get same shirt but different color

Koomoo is a "nice" guy, cant tell U Y

cristoe get 3 weeks and 4 dayz left

I realized dat I no can be "Nice" guy but,

I think I can be a Nice Bastard!

Highlight of da day

Was eating breakfast at Big City, Eggs over ez, hambooger patti, brownrice & coffee

I ran into Blane Chamber and his side Kick Austin, I think they was looking for me at da park, they probably heard that i was SUPing it up on my SV, made by da udder company that I dislike, ceefour. I said Hi of course and we shook hands, no manhugging though, I not that close to them.

BumBoocha, Remember Dat Jonny