Happy Birthday
Da Report
Go click over to Unemployed, no make sense write da same ting, I could cut/paste but I going get scolding from Jonnyboy again for copying.
ML
I finally slide right to ML, I took advantage of the absence of da Sherrif, I was having fun and came close to running over Gary as I was trying to do da bunny Hop on a wave, had gurl talk with Ali and made man kine eye contact with randy and mitch @ Shallow, you know the head nod. Had this strange lady in yellow who was always looking at me like I owed her money or sumting, she was giving me da Heebie Jeebies.
Bunny Alert
I ran into Bunny as she hopped in da bagel shop and hopped out with a box of goodies, carrot cake I tink
Disastah of the day
Slapped in da Head one good one, my ear was sore and my head was spinning, my internal gyro-stabilizers was all knocked out of Waak, no it wasnt from da yellow lady, was from a silly ass wave that blind sided me. That made me go in early and as i was doing my q-tits routine to dry my ears, I noticed a spot of blood on da cotton :o
I had our resident gyrocologist look in my hole but she couldnt see anything because her batteries were dead in her flashlight thingy that they use to look in your holes. She gave me scoldings for sticking stuff in my ear that was smaller than my thumb, then told me to take it easy a few dayz and it should be all right. then she gave me her bill and kicked me out of her office so she could change out of his bikini, dam I knew I shouldnt have asked Wilcy, good thing Cody came and looked in my ear after that, she is training to be a Dr. of Old folks.
well any way all is good, i went to my own gyrocologist and he said nothing broken, only get some sand and limu inside my head. I can hit it tomorrow on my B-day
Coming tomorrow
I get special contest with prizes for you guys tomorrow, stay tuned, Wooooooooooooooo!
Report
Small, weak, lumpy, and crowded
Half & Half
Crowd was half regulars and half irregulars. Thomas went out 1st to open up the gates to SO but I not sure if the two guys hopped da fence or followed Thomas out. One guy was the in da pink wannabe and was, was, oh I forget already. Then had boots and his friend, also had da dark sponge floating around. Thomas and I had to battle them off until the troops arrive, SUPTom, SUP Adrians son, Stacey, newJ, Tattoo, Lele, Tammy, Bunny, Auntie, SUPWes, SUPme, who else, oh yah Nelson, Woooooooooooooo! Kind of crowded but we all played nicely after the irregulars either went in or moved spots
Spot of the Week
ML, everybody go ML, no forget check in with da sheriff first. The past two dayz ML has been the spot. Yesterday SUPtom scored one of the best SUPdayz of his life and today ex-goodyear Randy scored too, without his two regular compadres too, I tink he went ice um out! You heard guys? Call up Randy, and can you tell him to bring me more mango while you are at it, was good.
I never like go there because I like um junk and rough!, not good and epic!
Photo stolen from Jonnys blog
Word of the day
Wooooooooo
Sorry guys we have to change the secret warning I give you when the sets are coming, Nelson caught on already, Nelson, no offences, we just trying to even out the LOCKDOWN sets you catch, I had complaints that you had a unfair advantage over them, I told them to take their complaints to the Union
SUPorn
Guess what I going be reading tonight? Mahalo to Darin for snagging me a copy, I grabbed it and it was HOT, hot off the presses? No, Hot because I park my car in da sun Stupid! No forget, no act Stupidly now! No worry, I not going get the pages all sticky, I will pass it on to the 1st person who replies
Oh too late, Lisa wins, she replied to da post already and beat all you guys, wait a minute, how can, she no more computer? okay 2nd person gets it after me, no forget pass it around and no just leave um in you bathroom now
Disastah of da Month
I got this from the I hear club and haven’t talked to Chun Ming yet but I hear that some one ripped a brand new SUP that he borrowed. Bummers, well I guess he wont be so trusting now, too bad. So if someone like sell you a SUB for a good price, beware, it Might be HOT!
Okay nuff already or I going get blogged out again
Ct out!
Dis is for real, I know BS you
http://jambajuice.createsend3.com/t/r/l/ihdja/edjvkdr/r
No forget, I like da free one or I going tell da birdies to bomb your board
Look Nelson, he never like listen so now he got to wipe up all da doo doo
Report
small windy crowded, no need come tomorrow, going be junkier.
Kudos
Hats off to Bigdawg and Unemployed, they are posting and taking pics too, Way to go! How about You NELSON?
Happy Birthday
Today is aunties birthday
Happy Birthday to you!
My present to her was I never take any wave she could have caught, I let um go so she could catch um. Well maybe I took one, no maybe two waves but, that was before I found out it was her B-day. At least I found a cake for her
Eh, no laugh, I least I got her sumting. was on sale too!
Disastah of the day
Lui Quan, snapped his paddle at da Point, good paddle too, same kine I get
Check out my MEAT,
Looks good huh?
A nice fat rib eye with a cold one from costco
Da Bone Ass Deal of the Day
I like da Free one since I wen turn U on to dis deel
Da Teriyaki Report
Small, flat, dark, salty, windy and a little ko-gay on da edges
Excuses
Tired or Lazy, maybe a little bit of both, add in busy too, work of course.
I had a busy weekend and was planning on stimulating my “blog spot” with a weekend update but, I either didnt have time, or I was too tired. I had my pictures and draft ready for a sunday afternoon post but, I took a nap while tapping the keys of my Mac then my wife came in the room and that killed my blog buzz. I was going to do it after returning later that night from a grad party that had no alcohol and that killed my blog buzz too. So, it was either log on, type, cut, paste for you nit wits that waste your time reading my B.S. just to satisfy your “Blog Spot” or PoP open a cold one and watch the 10pm news. Sorry gang, i had a nice ice cold beer and watched the news.
Blog Spot
I found out that I cant just jump on and blog, I have to be somewhat in the Mood, you know maybe some 4play, like, grab my mouse, click here, click there, play with the roller ball stuff like that, I cant just go straight to my blog spot and bang on the keys, I have to get in the blog Mood for a good blog. Have you checked your Blog Spot lately?
Sexually Deprived
Someone asked me this weekend, “Eh SUP’rman are you sexually deprived or something?” I guess he finally read my blog and das was the 1st thing that came to my mind. I said no, I just type what I think and your mind thinks what you want it to think. Make sense? No worry, I not going mention his name to proteck da indecent.
Then he asked me,
Who is Fake Bonga? Am I fake bonga? I asked him, are your real the real Bonga? He said no, well I said, “then you must be fake Bonga” Dam, I got to stop calling him Bonga, I think he is starting to believe he is Bonga. See, I never mention his name.
My Meat
I got to show you a pic of my meat, I am so proud of it that I took a pic of it on Sat, sorry but, you have to wait, still stay in my camera. Maybe tomorrow I will post da Pic.
My Class
You will be so proud of me, I am. I sat thru 12 hour and took a 100 question test just so I can go back Lanai or now I can get my Hunting License. I scored a 98% I only miss two questions. Either I was SUPper smart and paid close attention in class or I am a ace at filling in da bubbles and SUPper lucky at True/False questions.
Da Report
Was shitty at first, I wasted my time going to the park, I did score a good one at Crts before the posse arrived, did a few mushy lefts and a decent right at BL’s before I decided to cut my losses and head home. I weaseled a wave out of Paul @ ML, close out bomb and ended up at SO where was somewat crowded for a Monday. It got better after the 1st group went in, only had a handful out and was getting better, kleened up and bumped up a notch. I was killing it both left and Right, I even took a right from da boyz at rens. Wes came out late after pulling a shift at his moms and said to me Yul Brynner huh and just laughed, I guess he reads my blog too. I figured it was time to go in when Kumu’s evil twin told me he going call my boss because I am still in da water. I thought why he going call my wife for, she knows that I not going pull out if it stills feels good right? Wat da hell he is talking about? It was still good because Kado was still out too, tell Lele call his boss.
Puinsai
Question of the Day
What is KCLA ????? ............Eh?
Like eat one Local gurl? ................................................... Take it easy! it is a breakfast Sandwich
According to our taste testers this morning, she wasnt so hot, no to Ono, Local boy wins hands down.
I opted for something that taste like Tuna :o .........................Das right, I had Tuna on a bagel. Wat you thought I ate?
Who Look more handsum?
check this out, look how distinguished he looks, I had to take a pic
Our Lau vs Yul Brynner
I tink Lau is more Hansome but then again, i am not into bald men, only bald women
DaReport
Light crowd in K-land, choke crowd in da park, nobody at BL's
had little bit head high sets left, lots of morning sickness early, big kine luls, plenty vog, feels like going turn konas
I heard going be super good tomorrow after 7am so, everybody come down, even all the drop in guys and gals, you are all welcomed E Komo Mai.
I going be leaving my parking stall at around 7, so if you like my stall, no forget bring Ma Tai Siu for my breakfast
I did take sum pics for da guy that was smart and never waste your gas
look how voggy and small.
And look, nobody was parked west of me, no can hide and change clothes
Okay, my lunch is over, now for my nap Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh yah, da
Answer is: Kumu, Curtis Leighton, and Austin (KCLA)
That is the order of when we arrive at BL's, waves was da bestest when only had the two of us, for about 30 min
Laters
This is it!
1st things 1st
Some Say "What, SUP'r Man no work or what?" How can he spend all that time posting and get any work done?
Okay lets set the record straight before you guys get me fired.
Most of my blogwork is done inbetween waves, at the shower, while I am waiting in traffic and during my breaks, I dont do any thing blogworthy while I am stealing a wave from you, at the urinal, while driving, or while I am working. Understand? Good!
Okay, lets go, I want to go home already and plus my boss no stay in da office so i can do this now at work.
Salute
From one Sub to another Sub, My Sub Vector welcomes the USS Hawaii SSN 776
Since I had MY SV with me because I was planning a afternoon session I snuck out to greet her as she was entering Pearl.
Note: I used to take apart these babies in my younger dayz at the shipyard
Q: What is long and black and full of seamen?
A: Look at da picture StupiD
Some FYI
For those of you who dont know what to look for at Kalihi and Kahai Street, I took a pic for you, because one of our offices is right across the street
Open Tue - Fri, 10:30 -1:30pm
google them to see the daily menu. And if you go, pick up and drop off a plate for Jonny, just leave it with the Marine sentry @ the Makalapa gate and tell him to take this to JonnyBoy
Todays Lunch
I got this from Alicia's Market on Mokauea St,
Roast Chicken and Chow Mein
After that, I had to go to Waipio and guess what is in Waipio
No, not Subway, next to that, Paddle Surf Hawaii, sorry bad angle. No, I never buy anything.
Da Report
I got down later than I planned to and jumped in da water and almost went huli as soon as I got in, my legs felt weak, Dam I new I shouldn't have last night,
I stroked it over to the park and again, I almost when Huli over on one swimmer, Dam I shouldnt have last night!
I beat most of the Crts krew out again and once again i almost when huli over going through the Crts channel and I had to go on my knees, Dam I shouldnt have done it last night
I got to BL's and took off on a set wave and almost lost it on the take off but I held on and stuck it good, legs were weak and wobbly, Dam I knew I shouldnt have last night.
Then got crowded and everything got more critical and my legs almost buckled on a late take off and I had to hit the eject button. Dam I knew I shouldnt have last night.
after counting 30 plus at Crts and 16 at BL's I headed back home and while passing the Wahine SUPr's at Crts west bowl, My legs felt weak again and almost face planted in front of them while paddling but, I held on saved face and made it back home safe, Dam I not going do it again even though my wife pleads me to, I going say No! I not going drink Beer and Wine again tonight! ...........................Why, what you thought I was going say?
What Da hell is happening @ SO?
I made it back by 7 and I didnt even recognize 90% of the crowd, who was incharge of checking ID's, who was incharge of HomeLand Security? YOUR FIRED!
I was disgusted! I caught one and headed in and more worse as I was stroking from my wave, thomas friend, RED, got inbetween Elt and I and was trying to snake me, Wat Da hell, I had to spank him with my paddle and gave a big stroke of water in his face to push him back. Looks like i got to regain order at SO tomorrow not unless BL's is calling me, other than that, I will bring order back @ SO's
Oh BTW I talked ML Paul into giving me a set wave, he said "Go, get out of here" I said "no not this one, I like da biggah one in da back" Shoots! Was a good one, Mahalo Paul, i know you sneak peaks at da blog!
Okay, i was planning a afternoon session at my secret spot on the westside but, my boss didnt come in the office so that means i got to lock up and take the payroll check to our kalihi office, you see, I never like leave the checks in my car while I am in da water in Ewa Beach YIKES! das asking for trouble. So, I had to call my friend and pass on the SUPing.
Okay Nuff already, I going home
Aloha
Disastah!
