Notice to all Peekers of da Blog
Da Report
Da Report
Parking lot Roll Call @ 5:30am
Fake Bonga - in da water
Thomas - here
New J - here
Koomoo - there
X-Mr.Goodyear - here
Me - here
Nelson - here
Choboo - here
Kaip - here (called in sick from da parking lot)
Everybody else - Absent
Waves - Absent
Cristoe - Sore Ass
Nat - Sleeping
Jonny - playing with his bumboocha :o
Da Report SO
Epic conditions, less than epic waves, no wind so, wind swell was very small and inconsistant. It actually got crowded, a few aliens and Nelsons friend Sponge Bob. tide was on the rise and killing anything that resembled a wave.
ML looked like the spot to be at today, a steady 1-3, a small crowd, a Perfect place to practice surfing on your SUB
Tell all to come to ML, no forget checkin with da Sherriff
Stay home this weekend
What I did
Did ML and SO, ML was better,
Da Report
Not a real swell, more like wind swell, not worth calling in sick for
I am too tired to blog, I left my creative blogging cap at home today
My Advice
Go to ML, check in with da sherriff, everybody get 5 free waves
Best waves were at da point and ML, SO and Rens is not getting it
da Early Report
It was Dark, stay home, save your gas
for sum reason this morn, NJ was all jacked up, probably from a NRG high from his morning dose of liquid NRG and Nels was all Jacked up too, I dont know from what but, he did offer me a greenie :o and of course I didnt take it, I do have standards you know. anyway we had sum good guy talk and was laughing so lau'd that we woke up da homeless guy sleeping on da bench. I cant tell you wat was said but I may give you a hint later. Anyway, Nels was da eager beaver to get in da water, only had Fake Bonga out, NJ and i waited for light.
Here is da hint
Roll Call @ ML
thursday Vernon-1st one out even though it was Wednesday
Cary-2nd one out
Me-1st SUPr out
Paul-last one out but, he cut to the front of da line, Bully!
and a few other
Roll Call @ SO
Fake Bonga-1st one out, probably to play with his Uli
Nels-2nd one out, to watch the 1st one play with his Uli
either Koomoo or NJ-I will call it a tie
Rubbah Duckieman-irritating as ever
TooToo-kept to da inside
Wounded Knee-on his SUP
Lisa-blind as ever
Lay Lay-tardy, dreaming about Malika
Cristoe-had sore ass
Da Report
had a stiff east blowing early, winds calmed down, waves picked up a little. I spilt my time between ML and SO, I know Da Sherriff misses me if I dont snatch a few set waves from them @ ML and did SO because? Just because!
Wat U Missed
Again, out of the norm, Nels was 1st to leave, well not counting Fake Bonga
Lisa is on Vacation
Cristoe get sore ass
koomoo and I get same shirt but different color
Koomoo is a "nice" guy, cant tell U Y
cristoe get 3 weeks and 4 dayz left
I realized dat I no can be "Nice" guy but,
I think I can be a Nice Bastard!
Highlight of da day
Was eating breakfast at Big City, Eggs over ez, hambooger patti, brownrice & coffee
I ran into Blane Chamber and his side Kick Austin, I think they was looking for me at da park, they probably heard that i was SUPing it up on my SV, made by da udder company that I dislike, ceefour. I said Hi of course and we shook hands, no manhugging though, I not that close to them.
BumBoocha, Remember Dat Jonny
Attention all you single guys
Early Morn Report
Was Dark, Jonny was washing his van, Haole boy parked next to him went out in da dark, and I decided to wash my car too, now it smells like my shampoooo
Da Report
for some strange odd reason, Nels was all jacked up and jumped in too, in da dark. Not like had waves, I think they was comparing longboards in da dark :0
As soon as came lighted, I stroked it out and Haole boy looked at me and caught his last wave in, Huh? Did I break up a "Happy" time? After dat, i was soon joined by Koomoo & JonnyBoy
Roll Call
Nels - here
CT - here
Koomoo - here
Jonny - here or was he there?
NewJ - absent
Cristoe - here, Here, she came out early, her rooster must have crowed early today
Kado - goofey
Lay Lay - tardy
Tattoo - tardy, he was running to all da rubbish cans looking for Hi5's
TooToo - tardy
Teriyaki - xtra tardy
Elt - absent, being good daddy
Thomas - Ditto
Tom aka wounded knee - absent
Fake Bonga - absent
Wilcy - real absent
Yul - absent
Nat - absent
Besides da regulars, had a few ee-regulars
Had dis guy following me stroking his uli :0 Perv? you decide
he was going at it, stroking his uli, left, right, left, right but, he just couldnt get off :0, worse yet he was folowing me.
after a while I started feeling sorry for him because I can get off fast, a couple strokes and I am off :) and then I can repeat my self over and over but, for him, Disastah! He just couldnt get off. anyway being the "Nice" guy that I am, I stayed with him until he finally got off, took him over 45 min, I think he had blistahs already, at last! I think I got off about a doz times in that 45 min.
After all of that, I went in, to eat my Papaya and drink my Hot coffee
Uli? Wat Dat?
for those of you who dont know wat a uli looks like, look below.........no not in your pants, scroll down and look
and worse yet, it was small and the high tide even killed that ;-<
It is a inflatable SUB stupid, why wat you thought wuz?
FYI for you knucklehead that read da blog, "Get Off" means to catch a wave in SUP lingo
Also had TooToo's BFF Rubbah Duckieman and who else did I miss??????
Kay, nuff already, if you neva cum, U lucky, never miss anything, infact, no need cum da rest of da week, going be flatter
One more thing, remind me NEVER get a Uli and if I do, dont play with it in Public!
Da Report
smaller, emptier and less crowded, nothing much, not worth mentioning
Wat I did
started out at ML, all by myself. I took three waves there before the regulars saw me and came out, it wasnt good enough for me to stay so I headed to SO. Waves we a lot junker at SO, ML is way better, all the time, go there instead of SO. I did 60 plus minutes there and I was screaming like a little gurl all morning. It was okay, a small group of regulars.
Da excitement part of da morning was that I almost ran over kado as he got in my way as he paddled over from the point.
wat I learned
Nelson is a nice guy and, I am a bastard and this is why
Nelson would carry a females board up or down the wall even though he just took a shower. On the other hand
I wouldnt even think of carrying out somebodies board, I am old skool, If you no can bring your board up and down the wall, you need to surf someplace else! Not unless get sum Fringe Benefits that comes along with carrying her board :), you know something guuud! like a case of greenies
I was trying to convert Nelson but with no suckcess, he is still a nice guy, Do you think I should start to be a nicer guy? Carry boards up and down the wall for ladies, get their slippers while the are showering, apply sun screen to their bodies, get the towel for them, dry off their boards......................Wat U tink?
then again, I might not blog anymore and i may end up Divorced :(
Just for you, from da Bastard
You wont get this from nice guys
Quote of the Day
"Nice guys die early, Bastards live 4-eva"
My Poll
U vote, tell me Wat u like me to be?
Blog to me and tell me Wat you like me be a Nice Guy like Nels or a Bastard?
Wat eva you decide, I will be. I expect Lisahs vote in two weeks, das da next time she going peek of Stevies wifes PC.
Fast kine blog for those who dont care
